Son varias, pero estas son con las que más me identifico ;)
• You tell people to sit the fuck down.
• You start considering the possibility that the royal family are reptiles.
• You can tell what song is coming next just by the first chord.
• You know when to point, when to clap and when to start jumping when you see them live. [ *sigh* moriré feliz si algún día los veo en vivo... ]
• You can tell what year a photo is from just by Matthew's hair.
• You get excited when Chris talks in interviews.
• You consider intro and interlude to be very important.
• You've had dreams about doing sexy things with them.
• You've sat for more than a healthy period of time looking at related videos of them on youtube.
• You love Matt's laugh more than anyone elses ever.
• You're not breaking down, you're breaking out.
• Your friends are fully aware of how much you're into muse and are somewhat worried.
• You've been labelled as obsessed.
• You've been attracted to someone purely because they're a Muse fan and because they understand.
• You prefer Spider Dom to Peter Parker.
• You've imagined you're falling when you hear the opening of Bliss.
• You've seen too much too young.
• You go mental and feel somehow superior when a muse song comes on in public.
• You like to guess what bright colour Dom's jeans will be.
• You know which piece of artwork goes with which cd/record.
• You've made it your duty to gradually persuade someone into becoming a hardcore fan like you.
• You've realised that braces on a man are actually very sexy.
• You've noticed how Matt and Dom have some sort of unspoken romantic bond.
• You think Matt's scream near the end of Shrinking Universe is utter perfection.
• You know you're a heterosexual guy and you love women, but you'd let Bellamy fuck you in an instant. [ Okay, esta no aplica a mi persona dado que soy MUJER pero... si fuera hombre estaría de acuerdo U.U ]
• You'd consider taking magic mushrooms.
• You get a massive grin on your face when Starlight starts.
• You regularly use the words 'epic' and 'genius' in association with them.
• You have a favourite album and enjoy debating with other fans why you're right and they're wrong.
• You could have been number one if you only found the time and you could have ruled the whole world if you had the chance.
• You get mesmerised by Matt working the kaoss pad.
• You liked Chris' handlebar tash and may have imagined him in a dirty 70's porn film.
• You've drawn over your veins with a biro in class.
• You've saved a disgusting amount of Muse pictures onto your computer.
• You screamed like a nutter when Unintended started at Wembley Stadium because you were so shocked. [ No estuve ahí PERO cuando vi el dvd sii, I was shocked! :O ]
• You think Map of the Problematique should have had a released video because it's too awesome to not have one.
• You get sick of the Radiohead comparisons.
• You've decided you're gonna dye your hair bright red. [ Ajaja :D ]
• You believe their version of Feeling Good is better than the original.
• You've seen Matt wearing a low cut top back in the day, but think it's ok because he is a god and can do no wrong.
• You still giggle at the rage intros.
• You're tired of fighting, tired of fighting, fighting yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself!
• You think Matt makes adidas sexy.
• You've had their lyrics as your msn screename or personal message on a regular basis.
• You abbreviate titles like motp, tiro, bh&r, smbh and rah.
• You know they've gotta change their setlists to incorporate new songs, but feel gutted when one of your favourites is taken out anyway.
• Your spine tingled throughout the man with the harmonica intro to Knights.
• You can't help but fidget when you watch the live stuff on Hullabaloo and Haarp because you neeeeed to jump.
• You love Dom's real old boxer moves.
• Your mates are sick of seeing muse songs in the what i'm listening to on msn.
• You've caught a pwoper fish Dom!
• Your Muse section on itunes goes on for ages but you love scrolling up and down seeing how long it is.
• You'd definately consider going to another country for a gig.
• You have at least one Muse poster on your wall and regularly get the urge to put up more pictures from magazines around your room.
• You're used to seeing people in bright pink/yellow/red/green skinny jeans.
• You have loads of different versions of the same song on your itunes.
• You have a favourite live version nearly every song.
• You think a red suit is a suitable attire for any situation.
• You compare every live band you see in comparison to Muse. [and then feel sorry for them]
• You get ridiculously excited when their songs are used in films and trailers, and usually go to see them purely because of it.
• You occasionally say something negative about them, like how long it's taking them to make the next album or about their previous dress sense [shiny shirts!] but when someone else does it you get irrationally angry and defensive.
• You freaked out when you heard Matt swam with sharks.
• You feel slightly guilty when you've been listening to another band after a while, as if you're cheating on them.
• You attempt to learn Muse songs on every instrument... and/or find anyone that does extremely attractive.
• You update your facebook / myspace / twitter / msn constantly counting down to new album releases, boring all your friends to tears with your excitement.
• You get Muse inspired / dedicated tattoos. [ Esta esta pendiente (; ]
• You get insanely jealous and unrationally upset when you can't make one of their gigs.
[ Seee T.T ]
